ME: I don’t understand why my Asshole always hurts.
Also ME: (spicy food and priest collage)
Format: image macro
Image macro comedy formats, jokes, memes, and punchlines organized for easier doom-scrolling from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Whoopee Cushion Gravy
A whoopee cushion filled with gravy adds a hilarious new dimension to a rather tiresome practical joke
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Closer To Millionaire Than Bill Gates
r/Showerthoughts
You are probably closer to being a millionaire than Bill Gates.
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Hills Alive Skeet Skeet
the hills are alive with the sound of music
Aw skeet skeet mothafuckaaaaaaaaa
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Why Flirt When Theres Life Alert
why flirt?
when there’s life alert?
you gotta stop doing this Edna
hey there big bay
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Hungover Me Vodka
I WOKE UP THIS MORNING WITH A GLASS OF WATER ON MY BEDSIDE TABLE WITH A NOTE SAYING “FOR HUNGOVER ME”
I DRANK IT AND IT WAS VODKA. DRUNK ME CAN BE SUCH AN ASSHOLE.
