For you city folks, this is how bacon cheeseburgers are made.
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Image macro comedy formats, jokes, memes, and punchlines organized for easier doom-scrolling from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Deer Priorities
Deer when they hear a twig snap within a 3 mile radius
Deer when a 25,000 lb semi truck is barreling at them at 80mph
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Deaf Kid Orgy
Me and the boys: *putting up random hand gang signs in class*
The deaf kid wondering why we’re planning an orgy with the class pet:
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Prostate Exam
Dr: you need to stop masturbating
Me: for how long?
Dr: at least until I finish your prostate exam
Me: fair enough
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Pooh Pulled Pork Sandwich
As much as Pooh missed Piglet, he really did enjoy that pulled pork sandwich.






