My favorite Bible story is probably the one where Jesus tells the lepers to get used to the idea that a lot of them are going to die, and then he goes on TV to brag about what a great job he’s doing.
Format: image macro
Image macro comedy formats, jokes, memes, and punchlines organized for easier doom-scrolling from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Girl Without Arms Bed
Just remember that somewhere out there, a girl without arms… is trying to make her bed.
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Clitty Bruiser Deluxe
DIFSEL
CLITTY-BRUISER DELUXE 5000-D 10 H.P. MODEL
“It’s nothing numb nuts… go back to sleep”
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Waiting Room Examine
WAITING ROOM
“I never said anything about me being a doctor… I just said I’d like to examine your breasts.”
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Slow Morning Romance
I like my mornings to be slow and quiet. I want the day to romance me a bit before it tries to fuck me.
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Cat LinkedIn Reality
Reality: I poop in the litter box myself.
LinkedIn: Independently executes a self-sanitation protocol, expertly managing bio-waste in designated litter facilities. Maintains exceptional personal hygiene and cleanliness, contributing to a well-ordered and harmonious home environment.
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Painted Tunnel Bridge
Police are still looking for the smart ass who painted a tunnel under this bridge…
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Japanese Restaurant Chili
Guy: Hey I’d like to have some chili
Waitress: I’m sorry sir but this is a Japanese Restaurant
Guy: *stretches his eyes* Herro, I’d rike to have some chiri
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Michelangelo Dicks Out
“Yeah I can paint your ceiling”
Michelangelo scoffs to himself
“Gonna paint a bunch of dudes with their dicks out tho”
