When she’s slurping your meat from behind and her nose grazes your butt-clit ever so gently
I’m gonna squirt!
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When she’s slurping your meat from behind and her nose grazes your butt-clit ever so gently
I’m gonna squirt!

Him: Damn girl are you a math textbook?
Her: No why?
Him: Cuz you have a lot of fuckin problems
@Gucci_Gameboy @Donny_Drama

Can you perform under pressure?
No, but I can try Bohemian Rhapsody
@PunHubOnline
Pun hub

“I can’t end my messages with ‘Love, Shaq’, because the B-52s ruined that for me”
~ Shaquille O’Neal

“Man buys product that promised to enlarge his penis and gets a magnifying glass”
Homem compra produto que prometia aumentar pênis e recebe lupa
PROCON Campina
PREFEITURA MUNICIPAL DE CAMPINA SECRETARIA MUNICIPAL DE ASSUNTOS JURÍDICOS Departamento de Proteção ao Consumidor
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