Format: image macro

Image macro comedy formats, jokes, memes, and punchlines organized for easier doom-scrolling from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Why Flirt When Theres Life Alert

    Why Flirt When Theres Life Alert

    why flirt?

    when there’s life alert?

    you gotta stop doing this Edna

    hey there big bay

  • Hungover Me Vodka

    Hungover Me Vodka

    I WOKE UP THIS MORNING WITH A GLASS OF WATER ON MY BEDSIDE TABLE WITH A NOTE SAYING “FOR HUNGOVER ME”

    I DRANK IT AND IT WAS VODKA. DRUNK ME CAN BE SUCH AN ASSHOLE.

  • 6 Feet Mother Fucker

    6 Feet Mother Fucker

    Me telling the police,

    6 Feet Mother Fucker

  • Just This WAP

    Just This WAP

    “Are you carrying any liquids?”

    “Just this WAP”

  • Make It 52

    Make It 52

    At the store buying 50 condoms. 2 girls behind me started laughing. I turned around and looked them in the eyes and said, ‘Make it 52.’

  • Stop Drop Shut Em Down

    Stop Drop Shut Em Down

    So remember stop drop

    Shut ’em down open up shop

    Firefighter: Woah. No…

    Kids: That’s how rough riders roll

    Firefighter: *defeated sigh*

  • Its Okay To Be

    Its Okay To Be

    It’s okay to be Native.

    It’s okay to be Asian.

    It’s okay to be Latino.

    It’s okay to be White.

  • I Miss Her So Much Bro

    I Miss Her So Much Bro

    The heart wants what the nose remembers.

  • Sunday Logic

    Sunday Logic

    Your imaginary friend isn’t real. Now get dressed, we’re going to talk to ours.

  • Best Trade I’ve Ever Made

    Best Trade I’ve Ever Made

    Sign says “Watch for Children.” He brought a watch. Deal done.