Salesman: *slaps USA* you can fit so many fucking idiots in this bad boy
Format: image macro
Image macro comedy formats, jokes, memes, and punchlines organized for easier doom-scrolling from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Open Box Before Eating Pizza
Americans: We have the most advanced country in the world.
Also Americans:
[Open box before eating pizza.]
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Cut My Leash Into Pieces
Cut my leash into pieces
This is my bestest bork
Domestication
No Breeding
Cant give a heck
Cause they neutered my weenie
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Dishwasher Chopping Vegetables
HIM: the dishwasher is acting weird
HER: what’s it doing
HIM: chopping fucking vegetables
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Working Tirelessly
WANTED: A man has been stealing wheels off of police cars.
Police are working tirelessly to catch him.
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Lives With His Wife
Women won’t date a guy that lives with his mom but they will date a guy that lives with his wife
