What makes you think we’re having sex tonight?
I’m stronger than you.
Format: image macro
Image macro comedy formats, jokes, memes, and punchlines organized for easier doom-scrolling from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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US Paralympics Team Refuses to Stand During Star Spangled Banner – This Is Getting Out of Control
This is getting out of control
US Paralympics Team Refuses to Stand During Star Spangled Banner
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Your Essay Must Start With an Attention Grabber – Barbecue Sauce on My Titties
teacher: your essay must start with an attention grabber
me: so i’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties
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My Client Is Trapped Inside a Penny – He’s in a Cent – You’re Going to Jail With Him
Lawyer: my client is trapped inside a penny
Judge: what?
Lawyer: he’s in a cent
Judge: you’re going to jail with him
@baptain_brunch
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Can You Take Our Picture? Move a Little to Your Right… Perfect
couple: “can you take our picture?”
me: “sure. can you move a little to your right? a little more. perfect.”
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Dr. B. Gee – Presumably Good at Helping People Stay Alive
PRESUMABLY GOOD AT HELPING PEOPLE STAY ALIVE
Dr. B. Gee.
