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Marriage not as good as ‘Predator’, say men
MARRYING a woman who shares your hopes and dreams is still nowhere near as good as Predator, according to a new survey.
A poll of husbands for Bride magazine found that 80% rated the Schwarzenegger epic had higher levels of excitement and intellectual stimulation than a lifetime commitment to some woman.
When you haven’t caught COVID and you realize not even a global pandemic wants you.
I GOT IN TOUCH WITH MY INNER SELF TODAY
THAT’S THE LAST TIME I’LL BUY 1 PLY TOILET PAPER AT THE DOLLAR STORE
Every triangle is a love triangle when you love triangles.
— Pythagoras
TENT POLES ARE NOT FOR POLE DANCING.
PLEASE FIND ALTERNATIVE WAYS TO DISAPPOINT YOUR FATHER.
Be honest. You know that if a brown-skinned, Palestinian Jew attended a Trump rally and told the attendees to feed the hungry, house the homeless and welcome the stranger, they’d call Him a Socialist Libtard then crucify Him again.
SHOULD HAVE USED A DIAMOND™
The new DIAMOND DM1855-E hydraulic nail gun. Now with extended seven year warranty.
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