My thai artist girl friend just sent me her new art:
Format: photograph
Photograph comedy formats, jokes, memes, and punchlines organized for easier doom-scrolling from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Handshake Alternatives: Docking
CORONAVIRUS (COVID-19) HANDSHAKE ALTERNATIVES
THE BUMP
THE BOW
DOCKING
THE FOOT TAP
de.gov/coronavirus
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SuperShe Island No Men Allowed
Execute @execute
A whole island where men aren’t allowed. SuperShe Island in Finland is a women-only retreat. Founded in 2018, sold for over a million in 2023, and still enforcing a strict no-men policy. The only time a man steps foot there is to fix something, then he’s gone.
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First Day as a Cop
[First day as a cop]
Me: Suspect is dancing naked through downtown
Dispatch: Copy that
Me: I’ll try but i’m not much of a dancer
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The Missionary Position
THE MISSIONARY POSITION
MOTHER TERESA IN THEORY AND PRACTICE
CHRISTOPHER HITCHENS
FOREWORD BY THOMAS MALLON
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No Thanks I’ll Just Have Water
No thanks, I’ll just have water
Gatorade FIERCE GRAPE .50 20 oz Plastic
Gat rade .50 FRUIT PUNCH
