Joke Type: dirty humor

Dirty humor jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.

  • Pepper

    A woman is waiting in line at a grocery store. The woman in front of her keeps sneezing and letting out a loud moan after each one.

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    Woman #1 asks if she’s okay.

    Woman #2 says, “I have this reaction where anytime I sneeze, I have an intense orgasm.”

    Woman #1 asks if she takes anything for it.

    Woman #2 sneezes again and moans out the word:

    “Pepper!”

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  • Sandpaper Sally: A Rough Night Out!

    A man is having a terrible day. He’s broke and needs to get his mind off things. He goes to a brothel, hoping to clear his mind. Beautiful women are lined up waiting for his choice.

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    He talks to the madame and says, “I only have $10 to my name. Is there anyone who will fuck me?”

    The madame talks with some of the girls and heads to the back room. She comes back a while later.

    She tells him only one prostitute will sleep with him: Sandpaper Sally. She’s at the end of the hall.

    Nervously, he walks down the hall and enters the room. A woman who isn’t the worst-looking greets him. After warming him up a bit, she begins to fuck him. Her name held true. The man was so uncomfortable while fucking that he had to stop.

    He said, “I can’t do this. It’s too painful.”

    Sally says, “Hang on, I’ll be right back.” She leaves for the bathroom.

    The man is trying to recover. Sally comes back a little while later, and they go at it again. This time it was AMAZING. It was wet and soft. He came, and it was one of the best orgasms he has ever had.

    Astonished, he looks at Sandpaper Sally and asks, “What did you do in the bathroom?”

    She gives a small smile and says, “I picked off all of the scabs.”

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  • Okay, who farted?

    Three guys from San Francisco are in a hot tub when suddenly a large blob of semen rises to the top.
    One of the guys stands up, angry, and asks, “Okay, WHO farted?”

  • Big Potatoes and Dirty Secrets!

    Two Irish women were out in the field digging up potatoes.
    One of them pulls out a huge one and says, “Ah, it’s just like my husband’s penis.”
    The other gasps, “Oh? that big?”
    The first shakes her head and says, “No. That dirty.”