I never had an appreciation for why Elvis Costello would title an album “Blood & Chocolate” until things got out of hand eating that Nestlé 100 Grand bar.
Tone: raunchy
Raunchy humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Three Legs. To Me, That’s an Exotic Dancer
Three legs. To me, that’s an exotic dancer.
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Which Woman in the Bible Are You?
I took the “Which woman in the Bible are you?” quiz. My result: “Some whore.”
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I Got Kicked Out of My Charades Club
I got kicked out of my charades club for “gratuitous” nudity. But without disrobing and flopping, how would anybody have guessed “Elephant Man”?
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Paying for a Lap Dance
I wouldn’t have paid that much for a lap dance if I’d known she was going to do the Chicken Dance.
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Those Viagra Commercials Don’t Warn You
Those Viagra commercials don’t warn you about the embarrassing effects the drug has on vestigial tails.
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An Online Conversation
I love when my boyfriend cums in me, so I can drag my pussy across the floor and pretend I'm a snail
Jesus left the conversation
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A Conversation With a Girl
I WAS BANGING A RETARDED GIRL AND SHE WOULDN'T LET ME CUM IN HER MOUTH
SO I CAME ON THE WINDOW AND LET NATURE TAKE ITS COURSE
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At the Walmart Self Checkout
Whenever the self checkout at Walmart says "insert cash or pay another way." I always push my titties together.
Never works.
