Joke Type: double entendre

Double entendre jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.

You can tell you’ve reached a severe life turning point when

You can tell you’ve reached a severe life turning point when your cock cravings no longer take you to singles bars, but to KFC.
“STOP BLOWING IT FOR EVERYONE!!” I yelled at the fluffer on the

“STOP BLOWING IT FOR EVERYONE!!” I yelled at the fluffer on the set of our “Addams Family” themed porno.
I give a shit about what you’re saying. No really. I give a

I give a shit about what you’re saying. No really. I give a shit. Here. Take this shit that I’m giving about what you’re saying.
Wow. I thought she said she was “a bukkake fan.” Turns out she

Wow. I thought she said she was “a bukkake fan.” Turns out she said she was “a big hockey fan.” I guess I’m not getting into her “penalty box” either.
Just when I was reconsidering marketing a new sex toy, a

Just when I was reconsidering marketing a new sex toy, a mysterious voice reminded me: “If you build it, they will come.”
Business idea: Whore House of Pancakes, for guys who get hungry

Business idea: Whore House of Pancakes, for guys who get hungry after they fuck.
On the unrated DVD of “Home Alone,” Macaulay Culkin’s mom blows

On the unrated DVD of “Home Alone,” Macaulay Culkin’s mom blows John Candy and his polka buddies in exchange for a ride to Chicago.
She let me put my Bada-boom in her Bada-bing. I’m gonna try for

She let me put my Bada-boom in her Bada-bing. I’m gonna try for her Bada-bung next time.
People are perfectly fine taking food in with friends & family,

People are perfectly fine taking food in with friends & family, but they get all uppity if I suggest we all have a shit together. Hypocrites.
Note to self: Don’t make a move unless you’ve heard the whole

Note to self: Don’t make a move unless you’ve heard the whole sentence. Imagine my embarrassment when everyone started shouting at me that she wasn’t inviting me to kiss her under the camel toe.