If your girlfriend starts smoking….
…slow down, and use a lubricant.
Joke Type: double entendre
Double entendre jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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One Snatches Watches
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
One snatches watches.
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Cunning Stunts
What’s the difference between a magician’s wand and a policeman’s taser?
The magician’s wand is for cunning stunts.
