Yo. When you put anal beads in your girl are you supposed to pull them out slowly or real quick like you're trying to start a lawnmower?
Joke Type: juxtaposition
Juxtaposition jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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Godzilla Attacks the City
RUN! GODZILLA'S ATTACKING THE CITY!!!
RELAX, HE’S ONLY KILLED 4000 PEOPLE. THE FLU KILLS OVER 25,000 EVERY YEAR!
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People Watching Tiger King
People watching Tiger King "I can't believe people like this exist."
People from the panhandle and Alabama
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A Coffee Order
“Some people call me the space cowboy”
*leans in*
“Some people call me the gangster of love”
BARISTA: I'm just gonna put Steve on the cup
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Satan’s Department
Hello Friends, this is Satan. I’m here to remind you that plagues, great floods and, pandemics are god’s department. I just do orgies and metal bands.
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The Old Blink-182
I MISS THE OLD BLINK-182
I’m Joe.
The hell you’re Joe. I’m Joe.
either way, you and I end up deeply in love and raising cats
