Joke Type: misunderstanding

Misunderstanding jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.

  • Legendary Size: Mr. Rutledge’s Final Surprise!

    Old Mr. Rutledge died peacefully in his sleep and was taken to the morgue.

    While fixing him up for the funeral, the mortician naturally got a look at the old dead man naked.

    He was so awestruck at the size of Rutledge’s penis that he called his assistant in.

    “Wow, good on you, Mr. Rutledge! That thing’s gotta be the size of a baseball bat!” the assistant commented.

    Later that night, the mortician commented to his wife, “I worked on the body of an old man today. I swear what he was packing was the size of a baseball bat!”

    His wife’s eyes widened and she said, “Mr. Rutledge died?”

  • Big steps

    There was a safety meeting at work today…
    They asked me, “What steps would you take in case of a fire?”

    “Big fucking steps.”

    Evidently, that was NOT the answer.

  • Polish Women: Monthly Challenges and GED Tests

    What’s long, hard and given to most Polish Women at Least once a month?

    A GED Test

  • Nuns on Wheels: Cobblestone Confessions!

    Two nuns were riding their bikes to church.
    One of them says “I’ve never come this way before”.
    The other replied “it’s the cobblestones.”

  • Chemistry Humor: NaBrO to the Rescue!

    I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…

    He said NaBrO