Joke Type: visual gag

Visual gag jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.

  • Taco City Beans

    Taco City Beans

    CAUTION: GAS LINE CALL BEFORE YOU DRILL

    TACO CITY

    BEANS

    8.

  • Happy Thanksgiving

    Happy Thanksgiving

    HAPPY THANKSGIVING

  • How Aging Affects Belt Height

    How Aging Affects Belt Height

    HOW AGING AFFECTS BELT HEIGHT…

    YOUTH ADULT MIDDLE-AGE OLD AGE

    Reynolds

  • Management Employees

    Management Employees

    MANAGEMENT

    EMPLOYEES

  • Birth Control 25 Cents

    Birth Control 25 Cents

    THE MOST EFFECTIVE BIRTH CONTROL METHOD KNOWN TO MAN

    25¢

  • Consequences of Anal Sex

    Consequences of Anal Sex

    “I warned you about the consequences of all that anal sex in the 60s!”

  • Still Smells Fresh

    Still Smells Fresh

    Still smells fresh

    Tide

  • Beware of Doug

    Beware of Doug

    BEWARE OF DOUG

    ACME SALES CO.

  • Buffet Line

    Buffet Line

    Everyone lines up for the main course while the salad sits alone

  • $chool and kNOwledge

    Sam went away to school. A month later, he mailed a letter to his mother:

    Dear Mom,

    $chool i$ great. I’m making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying hard. I’m acing $pani$h and Economic$, and I $pend hour$ in the $ocial $cience$ department. $ociology i$ intere$ting!

    Ju$t off I can’t think of anything I wi$h for, but it would be $uper nice if you could ju$t $end me a card, a$ you know I would alway$ love to hear from you.

    Love and ki$$e$,
    your $on, $am

    His mother wrote back:

    Dear Sammy,

    I kNOw ecoNOmics, astroNOmy, and oceaNOgraphy are more than eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.

    Love, your mom

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