couple: “can you take our picture?”
me: “sure. can you move a little to your right? a little more. perfect.”
Visual gag jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.

couple: “can you take our picture?”
me: “sure. can you move a little to your right? a little more. perfect.”

Love, do you want kids?
Absolutely Not
Me Neither
Children, we need to talk

This was in my dentist’s waiting room
Før… Efter…

That heat is brutal at night ffs, state of my bed this morning

Your Jew-Jitsu is strong, but feel the power of my…