RELATIONSHIP STATUS :
VERY RELIEVED SOCKS CAN’T GET PREGNANT
Visual gag jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.

RELATIONSHIP STATUS :
VERY RELIEVED SOCKS CAN’T GET PREGNANT

MIDGET POLE DANCING
FOR WHEN YOU’RE SHORT ON CASH

Absolutely nobody.
The sock in the corner of my room

AND NOW MY LITTLE BOY,
I GONNA INSERT MY SECOND FINGER

When you’re trying to wash the stink off of your sex toy.

My new standing desk has arrived, it has a cool feature bolted on underneath.