When you are minding your own business in your office at the twin towers and your phone suddenly connects to the airplane wi-fi:
Joke Type: visual gag
Visual gag jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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Quarantine Rules
I don’t know who needs to hear this but, Quarantine Rules are Airport Rules, have a drink at 9am if you want to.
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Trump and Pence Discuss Immigration
Trump: The less immigrants we let in, the better.
Pence: The fewer.
Trump: Shhh, don't call me that in public yet.
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When Your Crush Borrows Your Ruler
When your crush borrows your ruler in class and she asks why there's a mark on it at 3 inches
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After the Baptism
When the ceremony's been over for hours and you remember you didn't take the baby out of the water after the baptism.
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Sneaking Into Your Girlfriend’s Room
When you try to sneak into your girlfriend's room at night but you accidentally go in her brothers room so you fuck him instead
Improvise. Adapt. Overcome
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An Anonymous Post
> been chatting with cute 14 year old girl
> really flirty and sexy
> now she tells me she’s an undercover cop
> how fucking cool is that for someone her age
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Bob Ross’s Paintings
what if Bob Ross was a serial killer and his paintings are the locations of where he hid the bodies
