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Uncensored humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

Never hire a hooker named Crabby. Anyway you look at it, it’s

Never hire a hooker named Crabby. Anyway you look at it, it’s going to suck — and not in the good way, either.
My wife can’t figure out why I love staying up late to do our

My wife can’t figure out why I love staying up late to do our taxes. What she doesn’t know is that my process involves writing “I.R.S.” on the forehead of a blow-up doll and repeatedly ramming it in the ass.
(Jilly G.) It finally dawned on me that I had a sex addiction

(Jilly G.) It finally dawned on me that I had a sex addiction when I found myself asking the pharmacist what I could use to treat penis calluses.
My wife and I just love experimenting in the kitchen! Last week

My wife and I just love experimenting in the kitchen! Last week we tried deviled eggs flavored with orange zest and Thai sriracha sauce. The week before that I banged her on the top dishwasher rack while she shoved a wire whisk up my ass.
Another Easter, another weekend spent tied to some guy’s bed

Another Easter, another weekend spent tied to some guy’s bed performing oral.
I’d like to be crowned Ms. Filthy Ruminations. Instead of a

I’d like to be crowned Ms. Filthy Ruminations. Instead of a sash, I think I’d wear some crotchless panties and sparkly pasties. Now who do I bribe to get the title?
You know when you send a stupid email, then have to immediately

You know when you send a stupid email, then have to immediately send another saying, “Oops, I hit send too soon!”? Well, I like to instead write, “Oops, I was playing with my clit and clicked the wrong button!” That way, they totally forget about the stupid email.
Hey, if my boyfriend’s penis could spurt chocolate, I’d never

Hey, if my boyfriend’s penis could spurt chocolate, I’d never take the damn thing OUT of my mouth.
Money can’t buy happiness. Except the kind of happiness that can

Money can’t buy happiness. Except the kind of happiness that can be found with multiple orgasms brought on by well-made vibrators.
The problem with being a scat freak with a cold is that nobody

The problem with being a scat freak with a cold is that nobody knows what to think when you tell them you feel like fucking shit.