They say if you have positive thoughts about something, it will happen. Well, I’ve been thinking positively about my neighbor’s 19-year-old daughter, but so far, no luck. I think maybe my wife’s negative thoughts are interfering.
Meh Thoughts
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Jokes About Unemployed People
I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people.
But it doesn’t matter, none of them work.
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Drug Dealer vs. Hooker
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.
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Stuck Up Cunts
What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing.
They’re stuck up cunts.
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How Do You Get a Gay to Fuck a Woman
How do you get a gay to fuck a woman?
Shit in her cunt.
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Uncle Brian Takes Monopoly Very Seriously
After getting sent to jail, I was immediately held down over a table and violently assaulted.
Uncle Brian takes Monopoly very seriously….
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Carrots Are Good for Your Memory
Carrots are good for your memory.
Get one shoved in your ass and you won’t forget it.
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A Blonde Doing a Handstand
What do you call a blonde doing a handstand?
A brunette with bad breath!
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Stephen King Has a Son Named Joe
Stephen King has a son named Joe.
I’m not joking, but he is.
