A hand job from a deaf person counts as oral.
Meh Thoughts
Meh thoughts
Short thoughts for long downward spirals
Browse quick-hit shower thoughts, deadpan one-liners, dark little observations, and questionable micro-rants from Chaotic Meh. They are short, searchable, and emotionally about as stable as a folding chair in a hurricane.
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Amish Rowboating
Do Amish boyfriends rowboat the girlfriend’s titties?
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Amish Romance
I wonder — how do Amish girls know if it’s a romantic candlelit dinner or just a regular dinner?
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The Ultimate Rejection
What’s the ultimate rejection?
When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
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OnlyFans Account
My wife paid off our house and vehicles with her OnlyFans account.
She’s gonna freak when she finds out she has an OnlyFans account.
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Paraplegic Strip Club
The other day I went to a paraplegic strip club.
The place was crawling with pussy.
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Epstein’s Christmas Dinner
What does Jeffrey Epstein serve for a Christmas dinner?
Holy infant, so tender and mild.
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Registered Six Offender
Why was six afraid of seven?
Seven was a registered six offender.
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Why Was 10 Scared
Why was 10 scared?
He was right in the middle of 9/11.
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Why Was Six Afraid of Seven
Why was six afraid of seven?
Seven was black.
