Did you hear about the guy who collapsed trying to climb Mount Everest?
Authorities just found Himalayan there.
Meh Thoughts
Meh thoughts
Short thoughts for long downward spirals
Browse quick-hit shower thoughts, deadpan one-liners, dark little observations, and questionable micro-rants from Chaotic Meh. They are short, searchable, and emotionally about as stable as a folding chair in a hurricane.
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Authorities just found Himalayan there
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An escasooner
What’s faster than an escalator?
An escasooner.
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She slowly came around
Last night at the airport, there was a woman totally passed out on the baggage carousel.
She slowly came around.
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All of the seats were already taken
Unfortunately, I showed up late to the kleptomaniacs’ conference.
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All the digging
What’s the worst thing about having sex in a cemetery?
All the digging.
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She gave me permission
My wife said I could be an idiot sometimes.
I think it was pretty cool of her to give me permission.
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I stand corrected
I thought physical therapy was a big scam until I finally went to one for my lower back.
I stand corrected.
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Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball
What’s the difference between a golf ball and a Land Rover?
Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball over 300 yards.
