I just opened a store selling trampolines disguised as prayer mats.
Prophets are going through the roof!
Meh Thoughts
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Hit the Roof
I told my wife that I’ve swapped our bed for a trampoline.
She hit the roof!
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Poop With the Door Open
I told my wife that we’ve been together long enough now, we can poop with the door open…
…She told me I shouldn’t be pooping in the car in the first place!
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Imagine Asian
I used to think I had a Japanese friend.
But it was just my imagine Asian.
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Children’s Zoo
Last week I took the kids to a children’s zoo.
Last night they escaped and came back home.
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Open Mike Night
I’m hosting an autopsy club meeting tonight!
It’s “Open Mike Night”!
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No Place to Park
I got a job at a company that makes fire hydrants…
…but I had to quit. There was no place to park.
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Pretty Good Footage
My cellphone accidentally took a 10-minute video of my shoes yesterday…
It was some pretty good footage.
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Pick It Up Along the Way
Do you have to have any special training to be a garbage man, or do you just pick it up along the way?
