What’s the three scariest words to hear while having sex?
“Honey, I’m home!”
Meh Thoughts
Meh thoughts
Short thoughts for long downward spirals
Browse quick-hit shower thoughts, deadpan one-liners, dark little observations, and questionable micro-rants from Chaotic Meh. They are short, searchable, and emotionally about as stable as a folding chair in a hurricane.
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Honey, I’m Home: The Ultimate Mood Killer!
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Paddy O’Furniture: The All-Nighter Legend!
Did you hear the one about the Irishman that stayed out all night?
Paddy O’Furniture! -
High Maintenance? I’m Outta Here!
I had a fling with a lady janitor, she was always stoned so I had to break it off with her…
I’m just not into high maintenance women! -
Leprechauns: Always a Little Short on Cash!
Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
Because they’re always a little short. -
Trump Dodges Draft Beer Attack!
Somebody threw a beer at Donald Trump today
Don’t worry, it was a draft. He was able to dodge it. -
Finding Happiness After Twenty Years Together
My husband and I were happy for 20 years.
And then we met. -
Hold the Ladder: Last Words of Wisdom
I’ll never forget my granddad’s last words to me before he died:
“Are you still holding the ladder?”
