There are no three words in the English language sexier or more romantic than those three that every woman longs to hear a man say: “I’d hit that!”
Meh Thoughts
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I know a comedienne who is a natural at making up practical
I know a comedienne who is a natural at making up practical jokes about oral sex. You might say she has a good gag reflex.
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While I was traveling for work, my wife called to excitedly tell
While I was traveling for work, my wife called to excitedly tell me that she was expecting at least eight inches overnight. I hope she was only talking about snow.
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I am routinely disgusted upon seeing my wife’s issues of
I am routinely disgusted upon seeing my wife’s issues of “Fitness” and “Shape” magazines, with scantily attired women adorning the cover. I mean, they *always* find a way to put the damn mailing label on top of the cameltoe!
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My boyfriend keeps saying he wants to fuck me silly. That’s
My boyfriend keeps saying he wants to fuck me silly. That’s ridiculous — I’m already silly.
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I think that for Halloween I’ll dress as a candy bar with a sign
I think that for Halloween I’ll dress as a candy bar with a sign that says “Eat Me,” then visit Overeaters and Sex Addicts support groups and see who cries more.
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I think all in-flight movies should be porn. That way the Mile
I think all in-flight movies should be porn. That way the Mile High Club assholes could get if over with faster so the rest of us could use the damn toilet.
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Sometimes you witness something so utterly amazing and
Sometimes you witness something so utterly amazing and emotionally moving that you can’t help from screaming out, “Holy shit! That dog is licking his own balls!”
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I don’t understand the fuss about letting gays serve in the
I don’t understand the fuss about letting gays serve in the military, especially when you consider how much the army likes to keep its privates at attention.
