Banks should do a better job of keeping their ATMs filled.
This is the fifth one I’ve been to that says Insufficient Funds.
Meh Thoughts
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Taking Snails Out of Their Shells
Taking snails out of their shells won’t make them go faster.
On the contrary, it makes them more sluggish.
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A dreamer
I’d like to see a world without plagiarism. You may say I’m a dreamer, but I’m not the only one.
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I think “totally suckable nipple” is an awesome name for a band!
I think “totally suckable nipple” is an awesome name for a band! But yes, I agree, it wasn’t the best choice for the elementary school chorus.
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I’m writing an erotic story of a successful but lonely Wal-Mart manager who introduces a
I’m writing an erotic story of a successful but lonely Wal-Mart manager who introduces a young, barely tattooed cashier to his version of bondage, most of which involves duct tape. I’m calling it “Fifty Shades of Camo.”
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably to get to the john in the Audi with $20 and a penchant for things like that.
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TGIF Shoes
Why did the blonde write TGIF on the insides of all of her shoes?
As a reminder: Toes go in first.
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My research aimed to combine the 11 dimensions of current string theory with the 29
My research aimed to combine the 11 dimensions of current string theory with the 29 compatibility dimensions of eHarmony into a new theory of evolutionary human sexuality. Or it *would* have if the MacArthur Foundation hadn’t withdrawn support of my research grant after I included various brothels on the list of required lab facilities.
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It’s odd how you can combine two negative words, like “sham” and “poo,” and get a
It’s odd how you can combine two negative words, like “sham” and “poo,” and get a personal hygiene product that people use every day. At least that was my thinking when I invented the Poo Sham.
