What does a robot do after sex?
Nuts and Bolts.
Meh Thoughts
Meh thoughts
Short thoughts for long downward spirals
Browse quick-hit shower thoughts, deadpan one-liners, dark little observations, and questionable micro-rants from Chaotic Meh. They are short, searchable, and emotionally about as stable as a folding chair in a hurricane.
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Post-Intimacy: A Robot’s Nuts and Bolts!
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Insufficient Funds
Banks should do a better job of keeping their ATMs filled.
This is the fifth one I’ve been to that says Insufficient Funds.
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The Only One
I asked my wife if I was the only one she’d been with.
She said yes — all the others had been nines and tens.
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Call me a fetishist, but I like my porn stars to show a little spunk
Call me a fetishist, but I like my porn stars to show a little spunk.
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Well, that didn’t work
My wife and I were discussing our eventual deaths…
I said my worst fear was dying alone, and that I wanted the last thing I hear to be her telling me she loves me.
She gave me a big hug, said, “I love you,” and then waited.
After a couple of seconds, she shook her head and said, “Well, that didn’t work.”
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Achieving a Smoking Hot Body: Cremation Humor!
I’ve decided that cremation is the only way I’m going to get a smoking hot body.
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During my sermon last Sunday, there was lots of screaming,
During my sermon last Sunday, there was lots of screaming, shitting and masturbating. Last time I preach to monkeys at the zoo.
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Maybe I’m being too picky. A guy doesn’t have to have a 50-foot
Maybe I’m being too picky. A guy doesn’t have to have a 50-foot yacht or a big dick for me to be interested. I would also notice him if he has a really hot girlfriend.
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Sweet Car Online
I just heard that Neil Diamond has sold his car on eBay…
It’s a sweet car online.
