Blood donation centers ask way too many questions:
“Where’d you get it?”
“Whose blood is it?”
“Why is it in a bucket?”
Meh Thoughts
Meh thoughts
Short thoughts for long downward spirals
Browse quick-hit shower thoughts, deadpan one-liners, dark little observations, and questionable micro-rants from Chaotic Meh. They are short, searchable, and emotionally about as stable as a folding chair in a hurricane.
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Too Many Questions for a Simple Donation!
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Motherfucker, stand back while I BLOW YOUR MIND. – Why I’m not
Motherfucker, stand back while I BLOW YOUR MIND. – Why I’m not allowed to play trains with my niece
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Between Marathons and Sprints: My Mixed Race Upbringing
My father ran the marathon but my mother ran the 100 meter dash so I grew up with mixed race parents.
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My man wanted to fuck me missionary-style. WTF? He knows I’m not
My man wanted to fuck me missionary-style. WTF? He knows I’m not religious.
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Secrets Whispered: Conspiracy Theories Await!
I went to the library and asked the librarian where I could find books about conspiracy theories. She leaned over and whispered:
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I’m really pissed off. I picked up a guy from Craigslist, got
I’m really pissed off. I picked up a guy from Craigslist, got off, and dropped him at the bus stop after giving him $2 — and he never gave me back my change!
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There are no three words in the English language sexier or more
There are no three words in the English language sexier or more romantic than those three that every woman longs to hear a man say: “I’d hit that!”
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I believe God puts people in our lives for a reason. For
I believe God puts people in our lives for a reason. For example, I believe He brought me the new receptionist so I can stare at her tits all day.
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No Canaries in Canary or Virgin Islands
There are no canaries on Canary Island. The same thing is true about the Virgin Islands.
There are no canaries there, either.
