Meh Thoughts: Dark Shower Thoughts & One-Liners

“If you want something done right, do it yourself.” – Masturbators

If you have to say “Fuck it, send” at the end, then damn right

If you have to say “Fuck it, send” at the end, then damn right you should send it. That’s what we’re here for, to read that shit.

“Ass-munch” is an apt and colorful moniker for those friends you

“Ass-munch” is an apt and colorful moniker for those friends you have who like to munch ass.

It seems like doing the talk show circuit discussing how you

It seems like doing the talk show circuit discussing how you fully recovered from a terminal disease is a pretty cushy gig.

First there was S&M;, then SMBD, then LGBT. Now it’s LGBTQIA.

First there was S&M;, then SMBD, then LGBT. Now it’s LGBTQIA. Forget about erectile dysfunction pills, I need a prescription to cure my Acronymorrhea.

are not an “up and comer” in life

are not an “up and comer” in life.

Having my 4/20 party on 5/5, because fuck the man and his

Having my 4/20 party on 5/5, because fuck the man and his “calendars.” Also, who’s coming to my barbecue on 7/4?

I wonder if the girls from the “2 Girls, 1 Cup” video are the

I wonder if the girls from the “2 Girls, 1 Cup” video are the kind of people who think that their shit don’t stink.

Handy household tip: When realigning a screen door that’s

Handy household tip: When realigning a screen door that’s slipped off the track, try using “shit piss motherfucking cocksucker.”

What if farts smelled like perfume and farting on someone was a

What if farts smelled like perfume and farting on someone was a way to show affection and– hey, where’re you going? Don’t you want your artisan sandwich?

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