Meh Thoughts: Dark Shower Thoughts & One-Liners

Explaining AI

My daughter asked me to explain AI to her.

I said, “You know how Dad gives wrong answers confidently? It’s like that but faster.”

People with geometry fetishes — they come in all shapes and sizes.

My granddad gave me some sound advice on his deathbed.

“It’s worth spending money on good speakers,” he told me.

If there’s one thing I’ve learned today, it’s that people really hate hugs in the breakroom first thing in the morning.

If you break it down linguistically, pot holes should really be a lot more fun.

You guys really shouldn’t make a big deal out of me just because I got my master’s in Reverse Psychology.

The rain falls upon the just and unjust alike, though the rain that falls upon the just tends to be yellower.

The 69th wedding anniversary should be the dildo anniversary. Not only is the number appropriate, but you’re definitely not fucking anyone by then.

I don’t know why people say, “It’s so hard to quit.” It’s really easy when it’s something you didn’t want to do in the first place.

If you’re casually walking around carrying a sack of your dog’s shit, the dog won.