Meh Thoughts

  • Big Tits on Babies

    My wife asked me if I wish she had been born with big tits.

    I told her that I find big tits on babies disturbing.

  • A Friendly Reminder

    A friendly reminder: anal sex requires no less than a butt load of lubricant.

  • Clutching Her Purse

    The most offensive thing as a Black man is when you walkin’ down the street and an old white woman clutches her purse… bitch really think she stronger than me.

  • Head Cleaner

    Just found a really old porno on VHS, called Head Cleaner.

    Sounds hot.

  • Sleeping Bag

    You ever get laid in a sleeping bag? It’s awful.

    You can’t ever move, you’re drenched in sweat, and your scout master is covering your mouth.

  • Sign Language

    A hand job from a deaf person counts as oral.

  • Amish Rowboating

    Do Amish boyfriends rowboat the girlfriend’s titties?

  • Amish Romance

    I wonder — how do Amish girls know if it’s a romantic candlelit dinner or just a regular dinner?

  • The Ultimate Rejection

    What’s the ultimate rejection?

    When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.

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