Meh Thoughts: Dark Shower Thoughts & One-Liners

Leprechauns: Always a Little Short on Cash!

Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
Because they’re always a little short.

My kids asked me what I knew about Leprechauns.

I said very little.

Somebody threw a beer at Donald Trump today
Don’t worry, it was a draft. He was able to dodge it.

My husband and I were happy for 20 years.
And then we met.

I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.

I’ll never forget my granddad’s last words to me before he died:
“Are you still holding the ladder?”

What is in a ghost’s nose?
Boo-gers.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
He’s all right now.

A steak pun is a rare medium well done.

My first time using an elevator was an uplifting experience.
The second time let me down.