To whoever stole my antidepressants, I hope you’re happy.
Meh Thoughts
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Million Dollar Kindness: Giving Back with Joy
If I won a million dollars, I wouldn’t have to think twice about donating a quarter of it to charity because $999,999.75 is still a lot of money at the end of the day.
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Yoda’s Secret Last Name Revealed!
Yoda’s last name…
Is obviously “Layheehoo” -
Shoe: The Sneezing Leather Mystery!
What’s made out of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
A Shoe! -
Musical Peas vs. Hummus Heroes!
What’s the difference between Black Eyed Peas and chickpeas?
Black Eyed Peas can sing us a song, while chickpeas can only hummus one. -
Polish Women: Monthly Challenges and GED Tests
What’s long, hard and given to most Polish Women at Least once a month?
A GED Test
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Wedding Night Woes: The Long Last Name
What’s long, hard to get your tongue around, and given to a Polish woman by her husband on her wedding night?
His last name. -
Leashes and Revolutions: A Punny Comparison!
What’s the difference between a dog leash and the French Revolution?
One is a reign of terror, the other is a rein of terrier. -
Lesbians and Mandates: A Rejection of Control
Why don’t lesbians like being told what to do?
They don’t like mandates.
