I just got a job making toy Dracula dolls.
There’s only 1 other employee, so I have to make every second count.
Meh Thoughts
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Making Every Second Count in Toyland!
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Princess No More: An Alliance in Love
My last girlfriend demanded to be treated as a princess.
Boy was she mad when I married her off to secure an alliance with France. -
Shorter Cuts: A Barber’s New Approach
I had a neighbor who was a barber, but he doesn’t cut hair any longer.
He cuts it shorter. -
Killer Whales: Masters of the Ocean Performance!
Do you know what’s great about orcas?
They do a killer whale impression. -
Trycocksagain: A New Hope for Lesbians
The FDA just approved a medication for lesbians with depression.
It’s called Trycocksagain. -
Blind at the Beach: Finding Clarity
How do you spot a blind person at a nude beach?
It’s not hard. -
Sikh Sense: Intuition at Its Best!
What do you call someone in India with great intuition?
Sikh sense. -
Secrets Whispered: Conspiracy Theories Await!
I went to the library and asked the librarian where I could find books about conspiracy theories. She leaned over and whispered:
“They are right behind you.”
