Everyone wants to know where’s Waldo.
Nobody asks how’s Waldo.
Meh Thoughts
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Waldo: Worth It or Just a Rip-Off?
I think I got ripped off.
I just paid $15 for the “Where’s Waldo” audio book. -
Temperature Check: Taste vs. Tradition!
What’s the difference between oral and rectal thermometers?
The taste. -
Linux: The Only Option for Spacebound Astronauts!
Why do astronauts use Linux?
Because they can’t open Windows in space. -
Locating Legless Horses: A Clever Joke
Where can you find a horse with no legs?
Wherever you left it. -
Half a Worm: The Ultimate Disappointment!
What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm. -
Bagel Escape? Lox To The Rescue!
How do you keep your bagel from getting away?
You put lox on it. -
Seagulls or Bagels? A Silly Dilemma!
Why won’t seagulls fly over the bay?
Because then they’d be bagels. -
Shoe: The Sneezing Leather Delight!
What’s leather and sounds like a sneeze?
A shoe. -
Eyes Wide Open: A Unique Surgery Success
Went to school with a guy who was born without eyelids. He underwent surgery where they circumcised him and used the foreskin to create natural looking eyelids. The operation was a success.
He still looks a little cockeyed though.
