Two clowns are eating a cannibal.
One turns to the other and says, “Hey, I think we got the joke wrong.”
Meh Thoughts
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Clowning Around with Cannibal Comedy
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From Chicken to Commitment: A Love Story
Five years ago I started a game of Gay Chicken with my friend.
Now we own a dog together, we moved to Vermont to start a cute little bed and breakfast, and we’re thinking of adopting a kid. If he doesn’t give up soon, I think he might actually be gay. -
Struggling in Silence: Identity and Acceptance
I didn’t want to admit I was gay and dyslexic.
I was in Daniel. -
Cheese Wheel Tragedy: A Wedding Day Disaster
A wedding photographer was today tragically crushed by a 200lb wheel of cheese that fell off the catering truck.
The guests all tried to warn him. -
Stop Visiting Those Painful Places!
I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places.
He told me to stop going to those places. -
Truth or Trouble: The Dress Dilemma
“Does this dress make me look fat?”
“Promise not to be mad, whatever I say?”
“Yes, of course.”
“I fucked your sister.” -
A Weighty Memory: Words That Stick
Tell your wife she looks great 100 times and she won’t remember. Tell her once that she needs to lose weight and she’ll remember forever.
Because an elephant never forgets. -
Size Matters: Love, Laughter, and Wardrobe Woes
You know how your girlfriend is getting fat?
She fits your wife’s clothes.
