Instead of calling a conclusion that does not follow from the underlying logic a non sequitur, which is Latin for “it does not follow,” I think naming it for the Latin phrase for “cheese in the nose” would have made less, and thus more, sense.
Meh Thoughts
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If your patio cushions were getting wet
I bet those thunderstorm relaxation CDs wouldn’t be as restful if you actually lived deep in the rainforest and had to constantly fight off the urge to get up and check if your patio furniture cushions were getting wet.
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Einstein said, “God doesn’t play dice with the universe.”
Einstein said, “God doesn’t play dice with the universe.” It’s true — he’s too smart and knows the house odds are just too high. He mostly sticks with Blackjack and Baccarat.
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Started to See a Little
I said to my wife, “I want to marry another woman.” Just to see her reaction.
On the first day, I saw nothing. Then on the second day, I still saw nothing. On the third day, I started to see a little with my left eye.
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If God really just wants to walk beside me, why doesn’t He ever pay the cover charge
If God really just wants to walk beside me, why doesn’t He ever pay the cover charge when we go clubbing?
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I cried because I had no penis, until I met a woman who had no
I cried because I had no penis, until I met a woman who had no vagina. And we lived happily ever after in her Malibu Dream House.
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Whenever people say “If you’re going to move to a new country, learn the language!”
Whenever people say “If you’re going to move to a new country, learn the language!” I just stay quiet. I would say something, but I don’t know the Cherokee word for “irony.”
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I think maybe “all that AND a bag of chips” was a bad response
I think maybe “all that AND a bag of chips” was a bad response when my boyfriend asked me what I stuck in his ass.
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It seems odd that Charlie Brown’s parents never noticed that their 8-year-old son was
It seems odd that Charlie Brown’s parents never noticed that their 8-year-old son was suffering from severe clinical depression. I guess they had their own problems, what with those speech impediments and all.
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I heard a joke that someone dreamed they were eating a cloud and woke up missing a pillow.
I heard a joke that someone dreamed they were eating a cloud and woke up missing a pillow. At least I hope it was a joke cause I’m having a hard time locating the cat and last night I dreamed I was eating Chinese food.
