My guy says he likes me because I’m “funny with an air of mystery” about me. I’m pretty
Meh Thoughts
Meh thoughts
Short thoughts for long downward spirals
Browse quick-hit shower thoughts, deadpan one-liners, dark little observations, and questionable micro-rants from Chaotic Meh. They are short, searchable, and emotionally about as stable as a folding chair in a hurricane.
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My ex called me “Snakegirl.” Turns out it was because I like
My ex called me “Snakegirl.” Turns out it was because I like snakeskin boots so much and had nothing to do with that cool blowjob trick I do where I unhinge my jaw.
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Flappuccino
What is the female equivalent of teabagging?
A flappuccino.
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The great thing about being bisexual is that you can get revenge
The great thing about being bisexual is that you can get revenge on a woman who turns you down by telling her you were only hitting on her for a shot at blowing her nearby friend.
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Rare Medium Well: A Steak Pun Delight!
A steak pun is a rare medium well done.
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My main problem with the “Star Trek” episode “The Trouble With
My main problem with the “Star Trek” episode “The Trouble With Tribbles” is the complete lack of attention to tribble shit, which would have to be one of the top concerns.
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Hooters must not pay much. The women working there can’t afford
Hooters must not pay much. The women working there can’t afford to buy shorts that fit or shirts that aren’t ripped — or even soap to wash off the skank every night when they’re done.
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“It shakes all over like a jellyfish, and I like it, crazy
“It shakes all over like a jellyfish, and I like it, crazy little thing called love.” Wow, Freddie Mercury must’ve been a terrible fuck.
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You Guys Have No Life
What did Earth say to the other planets?
Wow, you guys have no life.
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Lesbians and Mandates: A Rejection of Control
Why don’t lesbians like being told what to do?
They don’t like mandates.
