I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places.
He told me to stop going to those places.
Meh Thoughts
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Stop Visiting Those Painful Places!
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Which came first: underwear or the skidmark
Which came first: underwear or the skidmark?
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It Hurts When They Boil Their Nipples
Why don’t blondes like to breastfeed their children?
Because it hurts when they boil their nipples.
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As the nurse unwrapped the bandages, I was horrified to discover I now looked like Tom
As the nurse unwrapped the bandages, I was horrified to discover I now looked like Tom Wopat. That quack plastic surgeon must have given me Luke-tox injections by mistake.
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My boyfriend’s diabetes is so bad that when I dressed as Candy
My boyfriend’s diabetes is so bad that when I dressed as Candy the Stripper for Halloween, he refused to eat me.
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You Can Unscrew a Lightbulb
What’s the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
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Why Was Six Afraid of Seven
Why was six afraid of seven?
Seven was black.
