All the comic books I bought from the store are missing the last page, so I have to draw my own conclusions.
Meh Thoughts
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There was a guy in traffic beside me jerking off like crazy.
There was a guy in traffic beside me jerking off like crazy. I yelled out the window to him to at least have the decency to get back into his car.
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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you shit, flambe that bad boy in a paper bag and leave it on life’s doorstep. That’ll teach the arrogant asshole.
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Someone at work stole my potato salad.
Someone at work stole my potato salad. That’s okay, though — it’s not like I was really going to eat it after I forgot and left it the car for the last couple of days.
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It’s really easy to quit
I don’t know why people say, “It’s so hard to quit.” It’s really easy when it’s something you didn’t want to do in the first place.
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I’d be a lot jollier this Christmas if the people on the subway knew how to board an
I’d be a lot jollier this Christmas if the people on the subway knew how to board an escalator with their bags without hitting me in the crotch with them.
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*RING* “Hello?” “What’s up?” “Aw, man, I was right in the middle
*RING* “Hello?” “What’s up?” “Aw, man, I was right in the middle of masturbating.” “Then why’d you answer?” “I thought it might be my mom.”
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The impotent couldn’t come
We recently opened a shelter for the poor, needy, and the impotent.
The poor and needy showed up, but the impotent couldn’t come.
