There’s no shame in a man’s weeping; the bitter yet life-embracing tears of universal sorrow… especially when he’s just walked gonads-first into a doorknob.
Meh Thoughts
Meh thoughts
Short thoughts for long downward spirals
Browse quick-hit shower thoughts, deadpan one-liners, dark little observations, and questionable micro-rants from Chaotic Meh. They are short, searchable, and emotionally about as stable as a folding chair in a hurricane.
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“Come On Eileen” is probably my favorite 80’s pop song about bukake
“Come On Eileen” is probably my favorite 80’s pop song about bukake.
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Ken came in a different box
Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Because Ken came in a different box. -
Mattresses Prefer Overweight People
Why do mattresses prefer overweight people?
They leave a big impression.
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One of your snakes is digesting a rat
The worst part about being Medusa wouldn’t be turning people to stone on sight, but rather the unavoidable bad-hair days when one of your snakes is digesting a rat.
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Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful. Hate me ’cause I won’t let
Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful. Hate me ’cause I won’t let you cum in my hair.
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Lawyer Overboard: Throw Another Lawyer!
If a lawyer falls overboard in shark infested waters, what do you throw in the water?
Another lawyer.
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Some words just don’t sound like what they mean. For instance,
Some words just don’t sound like what they mean. For instance, “Kalashnikov” is surely some kind of sexual perversion. And if “autofellatio” isn’t the name of a weapon, it oughta be.
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I think maybe “all that AND a bag of chips” was a bad response
I think maybe “all that AND a bag of chips” was a bad response when my boyfriend asked me what I stuck in his ass.
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Positive Thoughts
They say if you have positive thoughts about something, it will happen. Well, I’ve been thinking positively about my neighbor’s 19-year-old daughter, but so far, no luck. I think maybe my wife’s negative thoughts are interfering.
