True, every kiss begins with Kay. But guys who expect a little more in return for their gem purchases know the place to buy jewelry is Bjorn’s.
Meh Thoughts
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Many Kurdish freedom fighters died to bring us the following information: Being a
Many Kurdish freedom fighters died to bring us the following information: Being a Kurdish freedom fighter basically sucks.
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My wife told me: “I need you like the desert needs the rain…
My wife told me: “I need you like the desert needs the rain… once, maybe twice a year, for no more than twenty minutes.”
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Which Vowel Is the Most Important
The other day, a friend and I had this long pointless argument as to which vowel is the most important.
I won.
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I’m having an affair with a married woman, but it’s okay because
I’m having an affair with a married woman, but it’s okay because she and her husband have an arrangement: I come over every Monday night and have sex with her so he can watch the game.
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My Friend Had to Quit His Job Helping Foreign Tourists
My friend had to quit his job helping foreign tourists find a place to sleep while they were traveling.
It was a hostel work environment.
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Looking over my 401(k) statement recently made me queasy — even
Looking over my 401(k) statement recently made me queasy — even more so when I looked up to notice the smartphone-illuminated meth-mouth of the hooker who was riding me at the time.
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“12 Years a Slave” for Best Picture?
“12 Years a Slave” for Best Picture? Great, now I’m going to have to stumble through parties pretending to have seen it for about that long.
