When is McDonald’s going to realize they’d get much bigger sales with, “Do you want porn with that?”
Meh Thoughts
Meh thoughts
Short thoughts for long downward spirals
Browse quick-hit shower thoughts, deadpan one-liners, dark little observations, and questionable micro-rants from Chaotic Meh. They are short, searchable, and emotionally about as stable as a folding chair in a hurricane.
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Just when I was reconsidering marketing a new sex toy, a
Just when I was reconsidering marketing a new sex toy, a mysterious voice reminded me: “If you build it, they will come.”
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Absolute Game Changer
I’ve recently switched from eating venison to eating pheasant.
Absolute game changer.
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They say it isn’t the size of the boat, but the motion of the
They say it isn’t the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean. While there’s some truth to that, you can’t make too many waves if you’re only piloting a dinghy.
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A lot of things changed
When my girlfriend got pregnant, a lot of things changed.
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BINGO
What has 75 balls and fucks old ladies?
BINGO. -
Those damn IT security Nazis! What I do in my free time with my
Those damn IT security Nazis! What I do in my free time with my laptop is between me and the cleaning lady who digs the tissues out of my trash bin.
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A Complete Guess But I Was Right
My friend asked me what the ninth letter of the alphabet was.
It was a complete guess, but I was right.
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You’ll Get Used to It
My wife and I went to Subway for lunch. She ordered us a footlong to split. I told her 6″ wasn’t enough.
She replied, “You’ll get used to it!”
