It was difficult enough working up the nerve to address the sexual problems in my marriage and suggest to my wife that maybe we should have an open relationship and have sex with other people. Her response of “THANK YOU, GOD!!!!” sure didn’t help.
Meh Thoughts
Meh thoughts
Short thoughts for long downward spirals
Browse quick-hit shower thoughts, deadpan one-liners, dark little observations, and questionable micro-rants from Chaotic Meh. They are short, searchable, and emotionally about as stable as a folding chair in a hurricane.
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Hiking is great. It’s is the only healthy activity you can take
Hiking is great. It’s is the only healthy activity you can take a shit in the middle of doing.
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Some people say the difference between “like” and “love” is
Some people say the difference between “like” and “love” is “spit” and “swallow,” but that sounds more like the difference between “right” and “wrong” to me.
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Toilet-Training Transferability
As I watched my two-year-old drag his naked bottom across the carpet, I realized that perhaps I overestimated the transferability of the toilet-training skills I had initially honed with our puppies.
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Seeing Someone on the Side
My buddy used to date a cross-eyed girl until he found out she was seeing someone on the side.
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Goldilocks Was Lazy
If you ever think you’re lazy, just remember…
Goldilocks decided to take a nap in the middle of a burglary…
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Never hire a hooker named Crabby. Anyway you look at it, it’s
Never hire a hooker named Crabby. Anyway you look at it, it’s going to suck — and not in the good way, either.
