What would bears be without bees?
Ears
Meh Thoughts
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The Only One
I asked my wife if I was the only one she’d been with.
She said yes — all the others had been nines and tens.
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My brother has an allergy to certain wheat products, but he still tries to eat them
My brother has an allergy to certain wheat products, but he still tries to eat them whenever he can. I think he’s just a gluten for punishment.
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Rusty won’t accept my Facebook friend request.
Rusty won’t accept my Facebook friend request. “Man’s best friend,” my ass!
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While talking about our relationship, I told my wife that a pack
While talking about our relationship, I told my wife that a pack of wild horses couldn’t drag me away. However, under cross examination I had to admit that a pack of wild whores probably could.
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I’m pretty sure hotel room service maids fold the toilet paper into a pointed wedge to
I’m pretty sure hotel room service maids fold the toilet paper into a pointed wedge to make it easier for me to reach my buttcrack.
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A Blonde Doing a Handstand
What do you call a blonde doing a handstand?
A brunette with bad breath!
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This morning, I woke up on the floor next to some nameless Wal-Mart greeter, both of us
This morning, I woke up on the floor next to some nameless Wal-Mart greeter, both of us naked and covered with Cheez Whiz. Well, there goes THAT resolution.
