How do cows stay up to date?
They read the moo-spaper.
Meh Thoughts
Meh thoughts
Short thoughts for long downward spirals
Browse quick-hit shower thoughts, deadpan one-liners, dark little observations, and questionable micro-rants from Chaotic Meh. They are short, searchable, and emotionally about as stable as a folding chair in a hurricane.
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Good News and Bad News
Hey. Good news and bad news.
The good news is that diet and exercise can cure erectile dysfunction.
The bad news is that it isn’t easy talking your wife into dieting and exercising.
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The “Take this job and shove it” concept certainly got a lot
The “Take this job and shove it” concept certainly got a lot more fun when I took this position testing 12-inch, 7-levelsof-intensity, hydraulic vibrators.
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Now that “Cyber Monday” shopping is out of the way, I’m ready
Now that “Cyber Monday” shopping is out of the way, I’m ready for all the great sex toy deals available during “Titty-rific Tuesday.”
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Arrest a Mime
If I were a cop, I’d look for an excuse to arrest a mime just so I could tell them they had the right to remain silent.
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You don’t get any bigger than that
If I could be any concept, I would be infinity, ’cause man, you don’t get any bigger than that!
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The sky took my bike
There’s a tornado in my area.
The sky was so black, it took my bike.
