I cried because I had no foreskin, until I met a man who had no penis. On second thought, maybe that was a lady.
Meh Thoughts
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I still get toys for Christmas.
I still get toys for Christmas. The real challenge now is when the elderly relatives ask what you got for Christmas and you can’t think of a nicer word for “butt plug.”
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Make Hens Meet
I used to run a dating service for chickens but I had to shut it down.
I struggled to make hens meet.
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Trycocksagain: A New Hope for Lesbians
The FDA just approved a medication for lesbians with depression.
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This Lenten season I’ve given up waiting so long to bail on my New Year’s Resolutions.
This Lenten season I’ve given up waiting so long to bail on my New Year’s Resolutions.
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Deadly Green Furry Pool Table Surprise!
What’s green and furry and has four legs and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you’ll die?
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Born or Built: The Mystery of Photographic Memory
People with photographic memories…
Are they born with it, or does it take time to develop?
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I wonder if the illegal aliens living in the US find all these “Earth Day” celebrations
I wonder if the illegal aliens living in the US find all these “Earth Day” celebrations to be exclusionary and somewhat insensitive to beings from their own home planets.
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Seagulls or Bagels? A Silly Dilemma!
Why won’t seagulls fly over the bay?
Because then they’d be bagels.
