Meh Thoughts: Dark Shower Thoughts & One-Liners

Geology Rocks, but Geography Is Where It’s At

Geology rocks, but geography is where it’s at.

Does anyone else have trouble remembering whether the postal abbreviation for Maine is ma, mi or mn?

Or is it just me?

Not to brag, but I have this incredible talent in predicting what’s inside a wrapped present.

It’s a gift.

Why do you have to be careful when trees start dropping feathers instead of leaves?

It could be your down-fall.

When you think about it, it’s the worst possible place for her to sell seashells.

Last night, I taught my kids about democracy by having them vote on which movie to watch and pizza to order.

Then I picked the movie and pizza because I’m the one with the money.

I’d like to see a world without plagiarism. You may say I’m a dreamer, but I’m not the only one.

My friend was walking down the street and he said, “I hear music.” As if there is any other way of taking it in.

I tried to taste it, but it did not work.

I asked the cashier “Could you give me small change instead of bills? I need money for the bus.”

She said “That’s fare”

Before the crowbar was invented, I bet that crows used to just drink at home.