Einstein said: In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. But good luck finding the “middle” of anything in 4-dimensional curved space-time.
Meh Thoughts
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My wife seemed excited about the trove of sex toys I gave her for Christmas.
My wife seemed excited about the trove of sex toys I gave her for Christmas. She’ll be even more ecstatic when she learns I got them used for a pittance on eBay!
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I’m really pissed off. I picked up a guy from Craigslist, got
I’m really pissed off. I picked up a guy from Craigslist, got off, and dropped him at the bus stop after giving him $2 — and he never gave me back my change!
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I think God made a deal with cats and dogs. They got the ability
I think God made a deal with cats and dogs. They got the ability to lick their privates in exchange for having to lick their own butts clean.
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Now they have cameras everywhere
When I was young, you could go to the grocery store with two dollars in your pocket and come out with a loaf of bread, two dozen eggs, and a pound of butter.
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Attendance at my support group for people who’ve accidentally been turned invisible has
Attendance at my support group for people who’ve accidentally been turned invisible has been awful. I think.
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“It’s all Greek to me” takes on a whole new meaning at an orgy
“It’s all Greek to me” takes on a whole new meaning at an orgy.
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My wet T-shirt contests are popular, but my wet underpants
My wet T-shirt contests are popular, but my wet underpants contests are becoming legendary.
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Doctors recommend Pepto Bismol for their patients not already
Doctors recommend Pepto Bismol for their patients not already shitting horrifying, jet-black concrete.
