How do you spot a blind person at a nude beach?
It’s not hard.
Meh Thoughts
Meh thoughts
Short thoughts for long downward spirals
Browse quick-hit shower thoughts, deadpan one-liners, dark little observations, and questionable micro-rants from Chaotic Meh. They are short, searchable, and emotionally about as stable as a folding chair in a hurricane.
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Blind at the Beach: Finding Clarity
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If Your Girlfriend Starts Smoking
If your girlfriend starts smoking….
…slow down, and use a lubricant.
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So if you DON’T take any Viagra, then have 4-hour erection
So if you DON’T take any Viagra, then have 4-hour erection during a 4-hour threesome with two smoking hot women, are you still supposed to call a doctor? *I* did, but pretty much just to brag.
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Too Many Probing Questions
Why do aliens make such bad therapists?
They ask too many probing questions.
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Good News and Bad News
Hey. Good news and bad news.
The good news is that diet and exercise can cure erectile dysfunction.
The bad news is that it isn’t easy talking your wife into dieting and exercising.
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Now that I’m done with my busy season at work, I’m ready to
Now that I’m done with my busy season at work, I’m ready to resume churning out
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There is perhaps no greater pleasure than to be the meat in the
There is perhaps no greater pleasure than to be the meat in the middle of a Jilly G. Filthy Rumination sandwich.
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Violins
Did you know that the string section of an orchestra is the most dangerous?
It’s because of all the violins.
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Clowning Around with Cannibal Comedy
Two clowns are eating a cannibal.
One turns to the other and says, “Hey, I think we got the joke wrong.” -
Beat Up a Fifth Grader
I don’t think I’d do very well on that TV show, “Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?”
But if they ever have a spin-off called, “Can You Beat Up a Fifth Grader?” I’ll bet I could score some nice consolation prizes.
