What does a robot do after sex?
Nuts and Bolts.
Meh Thoughts
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Post-Intimacy: A Robot’s Nuts and Bolts!
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I think I learned a couple of valuable life lessons that night.
I think I learned a couple of valuable life lessons that night. One: The old adage about setting your sights on something and just grabbing for it doesn’t necessarily apply in strip clubs. Two: Metal toilets are cold.
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They don’t let me name streets in Germany anymore since the Bürpenfahrt incident.
They don’t let me name streets in Germany anymore since the Bürpenfahrt incident. /@B0nrMunky
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Chain It to a Pipe in the Basement
If you really love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, chain it to a pipe in the basement, because you don’t want to take a chance like that twice.
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I bellied up to the bar and ordered a double Jack and Coke.
I bellied up to the bar and ordered a double Jack and Coke. Before I even took a sip, I was so happy that I started jumping up a down and spilled it all over the bar. Seems I suffer from premature Jack elation.
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Why a Small Cruise Ship Is Like a Guy
Why is a small cruise ship like a guy suffering from premature ejaculation?
Both of them only need a couple of tugs.
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Polygamy I understand.
Polygamy I understand. What I don’t understand is being married to a bunch of women at the same time and having them all wear Home on the Prairie dresses and combat boots.
