Tone: absurd

Absurd jokes, weird logic, surreal memes, and nonsense that somehow files taxes from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Spicy Butt Pancakes

    Spicy Butt Pancakes

    DEEP THOUGHT: Why is spicy the only flavor my butt can detect?

    Why can’t I eat pancakes and then 14 hours later be like OOH PANCAKES AGAIN

  • Worm Early Birds

    Worm Early Birds

    if I was a worm I’d sleep in and make those early birds feel so fuckin dumb

  • Farmers Market Pumpkin

    Farmers Market Pumpkin

    Had to fight some 16 year old kid for this at the farmers market today.👍

  • Yahtzee With Squirrels

    Yahtzee With Squirrels

    In many places it is now unlawful to play Yahtzee with squirrels.

  • Spiderman Eats Thieves

    Spiderman Eats Thieves

    Spider-Man Spider-Man

    Does whatever a spider can

    Spins a web Any size

    Catches thieves Eats those guys

    Hey wait Don’t do that Spider-Man

  • The Clapper and the Mime

    Does the Clapper still turn the lights on if a mime is doing the clapping?

  • Do You Want Porn with That

    When is McDonald’s going to realize they’d get much bigger sales with, “Do you want porn with that?”

  • Count Chocula Puts Out a Tasty Cereal

    You know, for an evil, undead minion of Satan who feasts on the blood of the living, that Count Chocula sure puts out a mighty tasty cereal.

  • Stop Biting Our Cheeks by 66

    It takes 10,000 hours to become an expert at something and we chew food for an average of 25 minutes per day. Using that logic, we will stop biting our cheeks by the age of 66.

  • Medicinal Prostitute

    Medicinal Prostitute

    Me: It’s Medicinal

    Cop: first of all… that’s a prostitute