Tone: absurd

Absurd jokes, weird logic, surreal memes, and nonsense that somehow files taxes from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Pure Bread Horse

    Pure Bread Horse

    I have always wanted to own a pure bread horse

  • Hitler Video Games

    Hitler Video Games

    September 1st, 1939 (colorized) Hitler playing his first video games that caused him to be violent and start WW2.

  • Gay Rate Drops Zero

    Gay Rate Drops Zero

    Why tf are men gay? Girls have buttholes too

    BREAKING NEWS

    GAY RATE DROPS TO 0%

  • Angry Raccoon

    Angry Raccoon

    angry raccoon

    When banging a girl from behind, you stick both your pointer fingers in her ass, and when she turns around in shock, you take your shitty fingers and circle around her eyes, making the appearance of a raccoon. Then you run out of the house, knocking over the trash can on the way out.

    After a visit to the zoo, I felt compelled to give my girl the angry raccoon.

  • Toilet Seat Scale

    Toilet Seat Scale

    Toilet seat scale shows you how much weight is lost after taking a dump

    INVEST

  • Fish Mr Brightside

    Fish Mr Brightside

    I’m comin’ out of the lake and I’ve been doin’ just fine, gotta gotta get out because I wanna walk.

    Started out as a fish, how did it end up like this?

    I was only a fish, I was only a fish.

  • Tyrannosaurus Shirt

    Tyrannosaurus Shirt

    Interesting fact: t-shirt is actually short for Tyrannosaurus Shirt

    Because of the short arms.

  • Lotion Wiener Heel

    Lotion Wiener Heel

    Bottom of my heel watching me lotion up my wiener for the 4th time today

  • 7 Antibiotics

    7 Antibiotics

    I gave you everything

    I know. I’m on 7 antibiotics

  • Beat A Motherfucker With Another Motherfucker

    Beat A Motherfucker With Another Motherfucker

    I’LL BEAT A MOTHERFUCKER….

    WITH ANOTHER MOTHERFUCKER!!!